Word vomit week 11

Here is this weeks word vomit this time it was about a picture

"How did this happen, Bruno? How?" "I told you already some guy ripped a wheel in half and put it around my neck then latched it." Said the somehow talking dog. "I don't believe you its obvious something else happened." It was a rather puzzling situation. "Would I lie to you master?" "Yes if you wanted something" stated the man. "Can you just get this stupid thing of me?" "No not until I know the truth!" The dog whimpered and used its eyes to try to subdue the man into freeing it. "No, I will resist your control!" The dog's eyes went red and it stared at the man, then it started to pretend it was starting to struggle to breathe because of the wheel. "I won't fall for that either young animal." The dog is lier so it obiously did this to itself im going to leave it for a bit to teach it a leason. He walks inside. All of a sudden he hears a drunk guy walking up his driveway he looks at the man and gets out to get him away, the man gets to the dog and takes a leak on it and then breaks the tire trying to take the dog away. "OY PUT MY DOG DOWN!" "pWut I pAyED For ThE DWoGY" says the drunk man. I guess the dog was telling the truth.

Word Vomit week 10 The Easter egg strikes

Here is this weeks word vomit the words we had to use this day were: Pillowcase, easter egg, a letter, two crocodiles and earplugs.

Two crocodiles in a giant pillow case stalking their easter egg, the hunt was almost over it was time to eat the egg. Slowly they crawled out of the pillowcase the easter egg was getting closer they were about to strike. One crocodile makes a slight noise and the egg jumps into action tackling the crocodile and making it eat some earplugs. "Your going back to the letter mister crocodile!" The crocodile was terrified this might be the end for him the letter was the ultimate punishment. The easter egg calls for backup as the crocodiles panic depratley trying to escape the easter egg, the letter was coming closer. "Timmy get up its time for school!" It was just Timmy dreaming about eating a easter egg.

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Word vomit week 9

Here is my weekly word vomit. Today's words we had to use were computer,hungry bear, zoo, lollipop and book. Word vomit is were we make a short story using certain words we were given hope you enjoy it.

It was a dark night computers were raining down from the sky and the zoo ahead looked flooded. All the animals including a lollipop were attempting to escape their prison but the hungry bear tried to stop them. The lollipop waked the guard to the side and charged out of the zoo with a stick in his hand ready to have a stick fight with anyone that came near. The worlds most dangerous criminals were escaping lead by the lollipop lord, humanity was about to end if no one stopped them. Out of no were appeared the legendary book, legend spoke of the hero book, the book that would defeat anyone. Everyone cheered "were saved!" Until the book got shot by a lollipop. The end.

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Word vomit week 8

Word Vomit

This week we have started a new thing Word Vomit. Every week we will be given some words and then we need to design a story using those words in around 20 minutes spread across the week. This week the words were apple, crayon, maths textbook, an oar and a rabbit. My story is about earth in a different dimension where everything is different. Here is my story feel free to give me some feedback I would appreciate it!

The Strange World

Earth dimension C147 was a strange world. For example there main dish was spoon stew and they
stirred it with rabbit! They used paper to draw and guess what they would write on? CRAYONS! They
would sail oars and use boats to keep the oar going, meat would eat people so generally they wouldn't
try to eat it. Schools where about unlearning things and if you used a maths textbook you were quote
on quote “dumb”, Jews believed in god and Christians thought god wasn’t real. The least intelligent
people were considered what we call the “smartest” and the smart people would be considered the
“dumbest”.

Science was the complete opposite we started with all the technology we could ever get and then we
just started learning it. We also have sort off devolved into……. seagulls. Shylock was real and even
star wars was! I remember yesterday seeing a white armoured dude try shooting at some human called
a rebel. He couldn't hit him. But the best thing ever was the fact that….. Donald trump hated walls and
was a poor homeless kid on the street. That part alone makes me love this world. Oh yeah if you ever
visit this world be careful of the apples they might eat you. By the way everyone is the opposite gender
here than they are back on our earth, I saw a female version of Mr Mitchell walking around! Mickey
mouse might eat you.