Word vomit week 8

Word Vomit

This week we have started a new thing Word Vomit. Every week we will be given some words and then we need to design a story using those words in around 20 minutes spread across the week. This week the words were apple, crayon, maths textbook, an oar and a rabbit. My story is about earth in a different dimension where everything is different. Here is my story feel free to give me some feedback I would appreciate it!

The Strange World

Earth dimension C147 was a strange world. For example there main dish was spoon stew and they
stirred it with rabbit! They used paper to draw and guess what they would write on? CRAYONS! They
would sail oars and use boats to keep the oar going, meat would eat people so generally they wouldn't
try to eat it. Schools where about unlearning things and if you used a maths textbook you were quote
on quote “dumb”, Jews believed in god and Christians thought god wasn’t real. The least intelligent
people were considered what we call the “smartest” and the smart people would be considered the
“dumbest”.

Science was the complete opposite we started with all the technology we could ever get and then we
just started learning it. We also have sort off devolved into……. seagulls. Shylock was real and even
star wars was! I remember yesterday seeing a white armoured dude try shooting at some human called
a rebel. He couldn't hit him. But the best thing ever was the fact that….. Donald trump hated walls and
was a poor homeless kid on the street. That part alone makes me love this world. Oh yeah if you ever
visit this world be careful of the apples they might eat you. By the way everyone is the opposite gender
here than they are back on our earth, I saw a female version of Mr Mitchell walking around! Mickey
mouse might eat you.